Thursday, 17 April 2008

OL

****** I went on a Short Holiday with Jes, couldnt take much leave from my Company so we just head nearby for a short getaway. We were Drunk almost every night and ate the Yummies of ASIA!! haha...

A yummy Intercontinental Meal, A drunked Rnb Party or a Hot Sexual Master-Slave Sex in our Cosy Hotel room? Which wud u go for?? I went for ALL!!

Last month i Recieved a SMS from this shy quiet bespectacled girl in my office whom i often tease, Jes somehow saw the Message. She freaked out. Content was Explicit . . But seriously she's just a quiet colleague hoping to get laid. So dont belittle those shy females. . they might just be monsters down beneath. .

After i came back from holiday, there was this HOT Thai girl in my sub-office that has Large Firm tits and enticing fair long legs, She invited me over to her home privately @ lunch time. We were having a smoke and she suddenly suggested. Damn . i was Stunned. Simply stunned. Trust me when i say HOT. The slit on her skirt was pretty HIGH.

I concluded some reasons that may result in this "opportunities"

- All my other colleagues are either Graduate Nerds with Bad breath or some Foreign Fat Farts.

- The environment is so stressful that it brings out the Steam from the ladies.

Office Ladies. Tell me abt it....

but i'm married so no Hanky Panky. Just in the name of fun yeah.

God dam Manager Kev can jus Masturbate in the fucking handicap cubicle at lunch time.